So for the last 20 minutes I've been typing away on my laptop trying to come up with something funny or witty to say in a status update on facebook. The whole time I'm coming up with things I thought were good when I thought of them, but then they looked stupid when I had them all typed out and was reading them. Anyway, the whole time I was thinking of that stuff, I was consistently being pestered by another thought, and that thought STILL currently is:

I'd like to find the inventor(s) of the "Chiclet Keyboard" for laptops and I'd like to slice his/her/their neck(s) open with a rusty fucking spoon.

Does anyone else feel this way, or am I the only one?

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